shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey
Lemme look something up…
This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit
Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut
Thank you so much for bringing the spanish joy of making fun of Carrero Blanco’s death to a wider audience. Don’t worry, he was a fascist, it’s morally acceptable.
what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.
I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that “healthy” food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.
i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’