Max. 26. they/he. Certified bisexual disaster.

“The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart.”

 

lesbianhallieparker:

Me every time it rains in the winter: IT SHOULD BE SNOWINGGGGG 😡😡😡😡😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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lorz-ix:

captain-price-unofficially:

omni-rhombus:

omni-rhombus:

toskarin:

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

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Lemme look something up…

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This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit

Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut

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Thank you so much for bringing the spanish joy of making fun of Carrero Blanco’s death to a wider audience. Don’t worry, he was a fascist, it’s morally acceptable.

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dracoj:

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

lastoneout:

lastoneout:

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that “healthy” food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

palipunk:

fairuzfan:

fairuzfan:

We need more memes to respond to zionists like kungpow penis but for Palestine

For real I’m sick of of responding to people pleading for their understanding of our humanity can we just shame them into not speaking.

I have some recommendations

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pilferingapples:

hasgavlebockenburneddownyet:

Holy shit there are so many birds

reblogging because apparently people missed it!

The Birds have claimed the sacrifice this year
look, you can see wires showing through on the horns already:

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(img source: the official twitter)

bugshroom:

if someone filmed me in public and put it on tiktok i would hunt them down and slaughter them by all means necessary

starbuck:

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’